How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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