Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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