OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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