just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
These tits shall not be calmed
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Randomize
