just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
they call him Oral-B. enough said
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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