Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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