Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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