She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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