Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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