hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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