On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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