ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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