Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
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