Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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