i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
id be glad to
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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