I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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