Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I'm having to shit out rocks
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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