He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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