It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
