I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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