The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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