spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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