just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Randomize
