That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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