all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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