His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
third nipple confirmed
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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