And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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