how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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