I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
no you cant smoke seaweed
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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