i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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