And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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