I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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