that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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