I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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