When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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