I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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