We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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