yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
apparently the secret to your success is patron
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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