no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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