I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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