bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
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