Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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