Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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