ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Pants 0. Shit 1.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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