Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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