TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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