one two three fourrrrnication!
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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