Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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