That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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