You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
That's when you crack a 10am beer
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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