And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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